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Tim. Hilarious shit. Some of my art. Science. Funk. Metal. Hip Hop. Babezillas. NJ. Uploabiles. Being handsome.Ask and you shall receive.
Wrote this song on St. Patrick’s day morning, and posted it fairly immediately afterward to facebook, but I forgot to Tumblr. Clearly it wasn’t completely finished… but IT’S GOT MORE TO IT AND IS BETTER NOW!
I’ll be posting more videos of me playing my music soon. I’ve written about 15 songs in the past 2 years that have yet to be recorded so its time to get to work.
You might find me playing around the Jersey Shore.
FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW ABOUT ANY NEW OPEN MIC VENUES
i live 4 blocks from the beach and I’m gonna skate there everyday anyway… MAKING SOME OF THESE ASAP
The Lesser mouse-deer or Chevrotain is the smallest hoofed mammal in the world. They are shy and secretive forest dwelling relative of the deer and are rarely seen. Unlike deer, the males have no antlers, but do sport a pair of canine teeth that can be seen projecting downward from the upper jaw like two tiny tusks.
WANT. especially to walk on a tiny treadmill like a miniature russian giraffe.
Forgot to post this a while ago. This is me melting faces with some of my tasty jams at The Manasquan Beach House (formerly Oniell’s) in Manasquan (duh).
TUESDAY NIGHTS BE OPEN MICS so come on out and rage if you live in the Jersey Shore area.
..TD..
(stellar photography by Matt Raspanti)
The Retro Fitness in Wall, NJ has some SERIOUS monkey bars that lead right to the men’s locker room. I exit via them EVERY GOD DAMN TIME like an adamant Ninja Warrior hopeful. Pretty sure I am the only one who has ever utilized them in the history of the world… or the gym… What a bunch of nincompoops, get in the game Retronites, enrich your lives with a daily taste of whimsy.
TODAY, is gunna be a Lovely Daze.
…and YES, the beat is BILL WITHERS’ Lovely Day (which is probably one of the best summer songs on Planet Universe).
Haven’t Tumbled in a GOON’S AGE… Time to FLOOD this bitch with some SERIOUSLY STIMULATING CONTENT
KATE FUCKING UPTON needs to either just stop. Or drink from the fountain of youth and become immortal. Either way I can barely handle.
